Signs

Apparently I have signs posted all over my car that I didn't even know existed. They say things like:

"Here Doggy, Doggy!"

"Pull out now. Go at least 15 MPH under speed limit!!!"

"Blinkers are useless"

"Go 30 MPH over the speed limit to pass me, even though I'm doing the speed limit. Then, jump in front of me and slam on the breaks because you see a cop in the distance."

I'm not sure why I can't see these signs, but all the other drivers can see them.

Ok. Off my rant.
-BB